kabhi hum yuvraj ke Sixes, and dhoni ke Baalon ke pe mar gaye,
kabhi hum Shahrukh ke KKKIran pe aur sunny leone ke jism pe mar gaye,
kabhi hamare neta Rekha ko sansand main aane pe mar gaye,
kahin honge Bhagat Singh toh kehte honge,
"Yaar Sukhdev, Rajguru, hum bhi kin saalon ke liye mar gaye..."

Dear Indian Media, today happens to be the 105th birthday of Indian
freedom fighter Sukhdev Thapar,who was
hanged at the age of 24.
You are still engaged in showing Sunny Leone's b'day party news